Dear Kate, Part 16

Dear Kate,

Congrats on your April 2010 cover of British Vogue. Gorgeous as usual in Prada.  And a special thank you to British Vogue for still and constantly putting models on the cover.  

xoxoxoxoxoxo

My iPod

Hate Obsession

I'm obsessed with Lady Gaga, and it's not a good obsession, it's what I call a hate obsession. There's love obsession (I love obsess Kate Moss) and then there's hate obsession (I hate obsess Gaga). It's a thin line.

Here is a promo pic of Lady Gaga for her upcoming "Telephone" video. That pic just proves to me that she's really, really fucking ugly. She looks like a transvestite, a very bad one.  The guy in the goatee behind her is prettier. There are trannies out there who put tranny Gaga to shame.  Ha, I made-up a phrase, tranny Gaga!

The sad part of the picture is that she was probably in hair and makeup for like 8 hours, she probably had the best lighting out there, AND they probably photoshopped the hell out of that pic, and she STILL is fucking ugly. Sad.

My iPod

Great song + Awesome video = Chart-topper

Something Nice

Cute
I actually LIKE this outfit. See, I can say something nice about Gaga. I'm (slowly) learning to accept her and her fugliness, because she's gonna be around forever. Sigh. That is unless she crashes and burns and becomes addicted to like painkillers or coke (maybe she is already) and ODs or something. Gosh, let's hope not!

Note to Gaga:  Please keep your sunglasses on and face partially covered at ALL times.  You are so much hotter without the full face. 

Not Cute

Word

"I didn't feel for Warhol the way Robert (Mapplethorpe) did.  His work reflected a culture I wanted to avoid.  I hated the soup and felt little for the can.  I preferred an artist who transformed his time, not mirrored it."

--Patti Smith, "Just Kids"

Dear Kate, Part 15

Dear Kate,

Here you are in the Spring Summer 2010 issue of LOVE magazine, looking very naked and very gorge.  As always.

xoxoxoxoxo